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Archive of past quotes displayed in the Main Page. They are chosen by our Wiki Team and displayed for a period of a week. Click for the current displayed quote.

Dec 26, 2008 - The Return of the Wulf

[20:43] <@Lord_Wulf> I'm watching Fel on tv...
[20:43] <@Lord_Wulf> Wait... Gordon Ramsey, so basically the same thing.
[20:44] <%Alexander_Fel> o_O
[20:44] <%Alexander_Fel> thought you meant CSM
[20:45] <@Lord_Wulf> No Kitchen Nightmares on DVR, LoL.
[20:46] <@Lord_Wulf> I imagine you to be exactly like Ramsey
[20:46] * %Alexander_Fel rolls his eyes
[20:46] <%Alexander_Fel> we're from different parts of the country mate.
[20:46] <@Lord_Wulf> except a little more communist.
[20:46] <@Lord_Wulf> The country is as big as Ohio! That's like saying I'm totally different from someone from Cleveland!
[20:46] * @Lord_Wulf laughs at his own stupid joke.


Dec 19, 2008 - The Odd Couple

[22:05] <@Rom> Orph!
[22:05] <Mark_Hadrian> better..
[22:05] * @Rom flirts
[22:05] <@Orphaea_Imperium> Rom!
[22:05] * @Orphaea_Imperium flirts.
[22:05] <+Mikel> Orph!
[22:05] * +Mikel strips.
[22:05] <@Rom> You were my second choice for the ball you know, Orph. It was the hat :D
[22:05] <%MGEN_Chambers> im going to be sick
[22:05] <Mark_Hadrian> Nothing like a 6'8 Black guy and a Sexual Deviant flirting with Each other
[22:05] <@Rom> *snickers*

Dec 12, 2008 - Not Bond, James Bond

[18:33] <@Rom> Im hardly James Bond!
[18:33] <@Rom> I dont get laid by random women all the time, I dont have a theme tune, and Im not british!
[18:33] <Vrogard_Delahon> Are you coruscanti?
[18:33] <MFSGT_Miriel> But you are a flamboyant, combat-obsesse spy.
[18:33] <MFSGT_Miriel> +d
[18:34] <%Ralkata_Tyrran> Flamboyant, nice.
[18:34] <@Rom> nope
[18:34] <@Rom> Im Corellian
[18:34] <Vrogard_Delahon> Oh
[18:34] * @Rom is like a smart, black OddJob
[18:34] <Vrogard_Delahon> If you were coruscanti you technically would be british...
[18:34] <Crow> I'd settle for two out of three there
[18:35] <%LTGEN_Chambers> id settle for just the random women thing ;)

Nov 27, 2008 - Bond, James Bond

[15:46] <ENS_Martin> I wonder is there a law about sex with rebel agents
[15:46] <@Inara> hahahaha
[15:46] * Torin_Dietus is now known as Dietus|away
[15:46] <%SFSGT_Ventidius> why would you need to know this Patrick?
[15:46] <@Inara> Pat's really getting into selling himself :P
[15:46] <@Crow> as long as your the one reciving info probally not
[15:47] <ENS_Martin> Inara how do you think intel is gotten?
[15:47] <ENS_Martin> Rom is our James Bond

Nov 20, 2008 - Power Abuse

[10:33] <@LTGEN_Chambers> i wish i could yell at someone
[10:33] <@LTGEN_Chambers> oh wait im a General i can :)
[10:36] <Bryan_Valoran> ...
[10:37] * Bryan_Valoran places some was earplugs inside his ears
[10:39] * @LTGEN_Chambers pimpslaps Bryan_Valoran like the bitch he is
[10:40] <Bryan_Valoran> @#$^!^%@#
[10:41] * @LTGEN_Chambers smiles
[10:42] * %Ralkata_Tyrran coughs, power abuse, coughs.

Nov 13, 2008 - Teabagging

[20:29] <Patrick_Martin> why do people PM me for sexual explanations of thins?
[20:29] <Mark_Coyle> lol
[20:29] <%Graeda_L`Annan> look it up folks!
[20:29] <Orinous_Solarii> :P
[20:29] <Vrogard_Delahon> I didn't!
[20:29] <%Graeda_L`Annan> urban dictionary is your frenemy!@
[20:29] <FSGT_Ranner> yeah everything is on the internet
[20:29] <Mark_Hadrian> I know right
[20:29] * CMSGT_Minx is now known as Cyrus_Minx
[20:29] <Vrogard_Delahon> Maybe they think you are an expert, Patrick....
[20:29] <Patrick_Martin> yes look it up instead of using me as porn dictionary

Nov 06, 2008 - Showers

[13:45] <Josef_DeLaurel> Inwe keep me nice n clean now, it's amazing how many showers she likes to have ;)
[13:46] <@LTGEN_Chambers> way to much info Josef
[13:46] <+Hiyo_Rogo> Do tell
[13:47] * Josef_DeLaurel eats his chippy wonderin at Hiyo's desperate tone of voice.
[13:48] <+Hiyo_Rogo> Hardly, I just like to see the conversation through
[13:49] <Patrick_Martin> What Joe?
[13:49] * Patrick_Martin now knows the reason the Fleet has to dock to take on more water
[13:49] * Inwe_Ventidius facepalms and considers a transfer
[13:49] * Patrick_Martin denies transfer


Oct 30, 2008 - Pinged

[08:34] <%Alley> Inwe is sexy too =p
[08:34] * @Orphaea_Imperium (~xarknet@SWC-IRC.62AC2721CAB723.SWC) Quit (Ping timeout)
[08:34] <%Alley> He got so excited he pinged.
[08:34] <Inwe_Ventidius> that's the second time that's happened
[08:34] * Orphaea_Imperium (~xarknet@SWC-IRC.62AC2721CAB723.SWC) has joined #cmg-empire
[08:34] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Orphaea_Imperium
[08:34] <Inwe_Ventidius> apparently we need to behave more
[08:35] <@Orphaea_Imperium> no you don't
[08:35] <@Orphaea_Imperium> keep being naughty
[08:35] <@Orphaea_Imperium> that's a good girl
[08:35] <@Orphaea_Imperium> I mean
[08:35] <+AB_Nuroudo> He pinged as he came :p

Oct 23, 2008 - World Wars

[15:19] <@Rom> you know what
[15:20] <@Rom> screw it, Im collecting the people in North America that are on my save list, bringing the ones who wont fight to the Citadel
[15:20] <@Rom> and then heading to England
[15:20] * @Rom shall fight the Zombie englishmen! muhahahah
[15:20] <Mekum_Campbell> Wouldn't be the first time the Yanks are late for a fight
[15:21] <@Rom> Are you still pissed bout that little tiff some call the World Wars?
[15:21] <@LTGEN_Chambers> not our fault you guys go picking fights and need us to save you
[15:21] <+Mikel> Better late than never

Oct 16, 2008 - Breakfast Time

[14:55] <%Alley> yesssssss
[14:56] * %Rom had a McGriddle this morning
[14:56] <Josef_DeLaurel> hmm..
[14:56] <+Mikel> oo
[14:56] <Josef_DeLaurel> some1's hit Alley's spot.
[14:56] <+Mikel> I like those
[14:56] * +Mikel whisks Alley away
[14:56] <%Alley> Hmm...
[14:56] <+Mikel> I'm more of a sausage burrito person though
[14:56] <%Alley> XD
[14:56] <%Alley> hahahaha
[14:56] <Josef_DeLaurel> you whisk alley?
[14:57] <+Mikel> Better than beating her?
[14:58] <%Alley> lol
[14:58] <%Alley> I am a bit defenceless.
[14:58] * +LTGEN_Min_Tovakinpi prefers to spatula her
[14:58] <%Rom> ack, dirty images

Oct 09, 2008 - That Wasn't a No

[09:09] <+Lady_AshaAdrynn> nono
[09:09] <+Lady_AshaAdrynn> what I'm saying is, I look a lot better clothed than unclothed
[09:09] <@Orphaea_Imperium> I don't agree.
[09:10] * Stef_Away starts idling now
[09:10] <Tremec> Er..
[09:10] <Tremec> Naked all the way.
[09:10] <+Lady_AshaAdrynn> unless I'm working out or cleaning house or something, I always curl my hair and put it up and do my makeup, etc
[09:10] * +Lady_AshaAdrynn slaps Orphaea_Imperium around a bit with a gigglefish
[09:11] <@Orphaea_Imperium> Send me photos of both and I will offer an informed judgement.
[09:11] <+Lady_AshaAdrynn> :P
[09:13] <Tremec> That wasnt a no. -grins-

Oct 02, 2008 - Deviant

[11:36] <Tremec> YOu just had to go there.
[11:36] <Tremec> Dirty Fiend.
[11:36] <@Orphaea_Imperium> Go on.
[11:37] <OVSR_Crow> lol
[11:37] <Tremec> See, now you perked orph.
[11:37] <Tremec> He's all excited now.
[11:37] <%Rom> Deviant talk = Orph
[11:37] <%Rom> that's how I get him to respond to PMs *nods*
[11:37] <@Orphaea_Imperium> what PMs?
[11:38] <@Orphaea_Imperium> you haven't PMed me in weeks
[11:38] <@Orphaea_Imperium> or called back :(
[11:38] <%Rom> Im sorry baby.....

Sept 25, 2008 - What you're doing

[12:35] <CMSGT_Imperium|away> you know how you generally put what you're doing after your name on IRC
[12:35] <CMSGT_Imperium|away> so I'm looking at Lucrest...
[12:35] <CMSGT_Imperium|away> thinking that he's doing something pretty interesting :P
[12:37] <FCPL_Lucrest|Karon> Yeah I'm doing Karon I guess :/

Sept 18, 2008 - Shaw.ca

[00:19] <@Kex|Paper> what is Shaw.ca?
[00:20] <@Kex|Paper> I've always wondered where Savk got that email address
[00:20] <+Karon_Alfan> you better do your damn paper
[00:20] <@Kex|Paper> fine, fine - Im goin
[00:24] <@Graeda_L`Annan> shaw is the local cable/internet provider
[00:24] <+Karon_Alfan> don't distract him
[00:24] <@Graeda_L`Annan> dammit
[00:24] * @Graeda_L`Annan puts her clothing back on.
[00:24] <+Karon_Alfan> lol

Sept 11, 2008 - Wanna make out?

[01:44] * Alan_Steel (~Imperial_@SWC-IRC.7A8D8C38D198.SWC) has joined #cmg-empire-army
[01:44] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa Alan_Steel Alan_Steel
[01:45] <+Karon_Alfan> hello Alan
[01:46] <@Alan_Steel> Hey
[01:46] <@Alan_Steel> Sup?
[01:46] <+Karon_Alfan> nothing much, you?
[01:46] <@Grey> hey Alan
[01:47] <@Grey> I'm feeling frisky, wanna make out?
[01:49] <@Alan_Steel> Just woke up, Karon. Or course, Grey ;)
[01:49] <@Grey> Mwuahahah I can wake ya up

Sept 04, 2008 - Grey

[01:04] <@Grey> FREEDOM!!!
[01:04] * @Grey paints her face blue and moons the English.

Aug 28, 2008 - Zala's friends

[16:14] <@Ryan> How's it going guys?
[16:14] <+FCPL_Athrun_Zala> doing alright here
[16:14] <+FCPL_Athrun_Zala> adding spanish subtitles to a movie so that my friends can watch it
[16:14] <@Ryan> That's original
[16:14] <@Ryan> I usually hear "Just got off bed" or "going to eat soon"

Aug 21, 2008 - Minx's quit message

[21:49] <Cyrus_Minx> check out my Quit message :P
[21:49] * Endora_Strax bows
[21:49] * Cyrus_Minx has quit IRC (Quit: )

Aug 13, 2008 - Plots

[00:11] <+Hiyo_Rogo> So...anything else going on?
[00:11] <.Mekum|Away> Plotting
[00:11] * +Hiyo_Rogo eyerolls
[00:12] <+Lee_Tolten> Plotting is a bad thing
[00:12] <+Lee_Tolten> please plot openly so we may easily judge and condemn, thank you :)